Here are some useful Spanish phrases you can use while traveling abroad, especially while in Texas! 1. Cuantas heces hay en la comida? How much feces is there in the food? 2. Es la cocina y los servicios el mismo lugar? Is the kitchen and the bathroom the same place? 3. Comerian los perros esta comida? Would dogs eat this food? 4. Contiene esta comida las heces de humanos, o solamente de ratones? Does this food contain human feces, or only rat feces? 5. Si entres mi habitacion te mato sin pensar. If you come in my room I'll kill you without hesitation. 6. Cuando sale el vuelo al mundo? When does the flight back to the world leave? 7. No quiero alquilar tu hermana. I don't want to rent your sister. 8. Has visto mi pasa?? Have you seen my pasport?? 9. Hay carne de gato en el taco? Is there cat meat in my taco? 10. Cuando sale mi vuelo a los Estados? When does my flight to the states leave? 11. No quiero una connecion en Tejas. I don't want a connection in Texas. y por fin: 12. Quizas aqui se come la mierda y perros viven mejor que personas, pero por lo menos no estamos in Tejas! Maybe people eat shit here and the dogs live better than people, but at least we're not in Texas! Enjoy your trip down there! Hope you get back, if you want to come back. | 
