March 30, 2008

Thanks, Mortgage Lenders!

You've ruined the market, so I live in a cracker box apartment!

Things people say when they see my cracker-box apartment

Do I sit down or shit in it?
It’s for urchins
It’s the ass in the wall
It’s like my butt crack, out of sight, and out of mind
I thought only chin-lee lived like this
Gee, this is how people lived in the olden days
Monkeys have better cages than this
Is that poop?
I noticed a bunch of dead crows and squirrels outside your window
Is there a gas station nearby? I have to pee

Topic Tags: bail out, banking, derivitive, lender, mortgage, subprime

by D. S. McGee

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