A Question for Frenchy

Frenchy, is their not one single, solitary species of animal on this planet that you won't eat??

We were unconcerned while you chowed down on snails and slugs and stuff, your "escargot" being one of your most elegant ways of turning hard-up into high art.

But are you really so hard-up that you have to eat horses now, too?!  Come on, really.  After all the great service that horses have given us over the centuries, including helping us to look better than other people by virtue of our sitting high up upon their backs, don't they deserve to be spared your skillets and their other bizarre contents?

I believe that anyone who would eat a horse would eat a human being.  Is that next with you people?

Oh, and by the way- we're mightily unimpressed with your crazy fashions, nor are we dazzled by how much your women have sexual relations.  It's all become very boring, like you.