Hungry Waddle - noun, a person who is overweight but still waddling into a greasy spoon restaurant. They exhibit a fixed gaze, strained expression, and above all, determination to get in the door. Waddle-Waddle - the step of a Hungry Waddle. 'Tard - Short for Retard, refers to any waitstaff or hostess in a greasy spoon restaurant. Booger - What you'll eat if you're not nice to your 'tard. Oral Farts - The inevitably loud converstation that comes from other tables. You'll hear all about Aunt Martha's hip replacement and Baby Todd's fecal adventures while you dine. WTs - Short for Walking Terds. People pacing up and down the aisle while you eat, sometimes "pre-opening" their flys on the way to the restroom. Whale Master - Fat man herding his fat family into a booth or table area of a greasy spoon restaurant. Whale Master General - The King of all the fat guys, said to be mythical. His whereabouts are unknown. I personally believe he's real. Scratch n' Go - The bill. Drug Money - The tip. Exodus - The long awaited departure from the greasy spoon restaurant. Gust - Post-meal flatulence. Whiff - Post-meal flatulence that stinks. Recovery - The long period of time after you eat at a greasy spoon restaurant before you're willing to eat again. This glossary is by no means exhaustive. Tune in later for more terms and facts about American Dining Out. | 
