September 04, 2008

What Ever Happened to....?

What happened to some famous characters

What ever happened to the whore and the the green-mailing business bandit in the movie "Pretty Woman"?

After they limo-ed off into the sunset, they were married in some swanky Las Vegas casino-hotel-massage parlor. But not long after that things began to change.

The Green-mailer business pirate started to introduce her to a world of depravity and debauchery that far exceeded anything she had experienced as a moderately priced, downtown whore. When the 80's style greenmail wasn't paying what it should've, he would pimp her out to some of his Japanese associates who tortured and brutalized her unmercifully. If she complained, he'd do worse. Unable to take it any longer, she hanged herself from the ceiling crystal with a rope made of her sexy undergarments. Her suicide note read, "Never marry an 80's style corporate green-mailer. If you do, you'll regret it."

He went on to raid a few more corporations, until he was found with no less than ninety-two bullet holes in him. It was listed as a suicide by the coroner, who incidentally owed the green-mailer more than $100,000 in gambling debts.

The case was closed.

Topic Tags: greenmail, movies, Pretty Woman

by D. S. McGee

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