Mono Lisa Smile. An expensive dose of anti-man, anti-woman, feminist poison injected into the minds of the pathetic viewers with a typical huge hollywood budget. I didn't see the movie, but I'm guessing that's what it's all about. Rating: Pig Droppings, don't watch it. The Happening. Pretty lame attempt at sci-fi horror as plants unleash a suicide chemical into the air that causes humans to off themselves in ways amusing to the viewers. It's localized on the east coast (best part of the movie, I can't stand their accents or mannerisms) but then passes as mysteriously as it began. But, in order to leave the door open for a stupid sequel, it starts again in France just as the movies ends. Rating: If you're in a hotel on business and it comes down to watching this movie or masterbating, watch this movie. Otherwise, blow it off. (No pun intended) Latest Indiana Jones Movie. If you enjoy following movie serials for 30+ years, let Hollywood sodomize you with this "I can't think of anything else to write" piece of entertainment crap. Or instead, just take out your Zippo and light 20 dollars on fire then stare into the toilet for two hours. This will achieve a higher amusement factor than the movie. Rating: Crap on crap. Don't watch this trash. If you have already, go to a hypnotist and have the memories of it removed. (Yes, I know I spelled it wrong.) Sex in the City. Come on, those old broads did much of the male population in Stink Town and some of the females, too. But they can't find Mr. Right...how pathetic. I don't have to go to a movie to see pathetic women fornicate with strange men. I "date" such women all the time myself! Someone should tell these sad whores that you can't find love with sin, but since they're no longer worth marrying I'll withhold that tidbit of info and continue to use them like New York urinals. Or should I say seminals? Rating: Don't see this hopeless, sick fantasy chick trash, instead go to any semi-professional office and "date" a real one. Just remember to be out of her life by dawn the next day. Oh, and wear two condoms. I mean, would you go down into the New York sewer without one of those special sewer suits?? By the way, the only movie on the above list I actually saw was The Happening, and I was distracted by work at the time. Nevertheless, I don't see any reason why I shouldn't review them anyway. From reading reviews by other reporters, it seems that that's what most of them do, too. | 
