A Chinese ambassador assigned to the national consulate in Washington, D.C. filed a formal complaint with the U.S. State Department and the United Nations today. He claimed to be the victim of ridicule, mockery, and rude laughter while trying to execute his duties in the consulate office. During a field trip to the consulate by a Virginia middle school, the ambassador tried to answer questions and keep general order, but was subjected to finger pointing, disrespectful laughter and rude remarks. Ambassador Poop-Sak-Waa complained to the authorities in Washington first, saying that in his country the boys would have been executed and had their organs harvested for such a display of disrespect to a government representative. During the visit, one of the boys raised his hand and began to order a Chinese dinner, which included fried rice, egg foo yung, spring roll and white rice. He asked for the vegetarian versions of the above dishes, claiming an allergy to dog and cat meat. The always delicate relationship between The USA and China was further strained when the official at the State Department couldn't keep a straight face while filing the report. "I'm sorry", said Charlie Davies, ten year veteran State Department receptionist. "I could just see in my mind Ambassador Poop-Sak-Waa wearing a little apron, delivering Chinese food." Davies chucked outloud. "And no one has an allergy to cat and dog meat, on account of the fact that real people don't ever eat it. Kids! You gotta love 'em." The Ambassador has been recalled to the Forbidden City, where it's expected that he'll be tortured and killed. Further details will be reported as they develop. | 
