I've been thinking of opening a new bakery. I'll call it "The Pinched Loaf". We'll deliver, but instead of coming up to your door we'll just leave the delivery on your front lawn. It's a novel approach to a stupid question.
I stole the idea from a neighbor's dog who seems to be one step ahead of me in this game. But let's see him try to market it. In the meantime, I'm calling the dog catcher.