All Joking Aside, Don't Panic

All the funny stuff and satire aside, there's no need to panic- especially about the economy.  People woke up in time.

Now the general public knows the faces and names of those responsible.  They know who Ben Bernanke is, they know his face.  They know his predecessor, and they are familiar with the faces and names of top corporate executives across the country.  These people have no choice but to avoid a catastrophic depression, or else!

They were pulled from the shadows by the likes of Rep. Ron Paul of Texas, the ever suspicious Alex Jones, also of Texas (could I be wrong about Texans after all?!) and many others.  Even the mainstream has gotten into the act.   Why, president Bush gave a speech outlining the cause and effect of the current crisis that was so simple and straightforward that even we Americans could understand it.  Now, that's mainstreaming the issue!

So you really can relax now, the economy will be saved for a while longer.  About 18 months minimally, I think.

Don't forget to write to Congressman Paul and thank him for his efforts in bringing this issue to the forefront.  He risked his life doing so.