195371 Resource 130238 1574 1574 1201109406095 1201109492087 Controlled Financial Advisor, the Panic Report

Panic Like Hell, It's More Fun Than You Think!

<p>As a financial advisor I've got some advice on how you can exploit the stock market turmoil to your best advantage.</p><p>Many are advising that people invest in gold and precious metals to help them weather the current storm.&nbsp; I disagree!&nbsp; Gold and precious metals are heavy and cannot be eaten or worn as clothing.&nbsp; I recommend bottled water and shotgun shells as a preferable investment.&nbsp; Also, warm clothing for winter enviornments, cool clothing for southern climates, and soap.&nbsp; Soap is a valuable commodity, even more valuble than gold.&nbsp; Just try&nbsp;washing your stinky, fat asses with a bar of gold.&nbsp; It doesn't work.</p><p>Boots and shoes for yourselves and your families are also good investments.&nbsp; Take the time to&nbsp;learn something useful.&nbsp; Like how to&nbsp;catch fish or grow stuff.&nbsp; Be nice to your wife, too.&nbsp;&nbsp;You may need her&nbsp;to weave&nbsp;a bow string for you out of her hair, and she&nbsp;won't do it if she's angry.</p><p>So that's my financial advice for you this week.&nbsp; Remember!&nbsp; -Don't buy gold!&nbsp; Buy the things you'll want to buy with gold.&nbsp; Get them now, they won't be available later.</p><p /><p /><p /> 10 application/xml false finacial advice Financial investment investment advice stock advisor stocks Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT); Tablet PC 1.7; .NET CLR 1.0.3705; .NET CLR 1.1.4322) 127.0.0.1 127.0.0.1 DSMcGee 205.181.102.120 false true false false true 194624 false false true false false false true 130238 blog blogsite/TrueStuff/web