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RE: They are a Band of Buggers...

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:26:03 -0500

Hey!! I'm a real southerner and an historical interpreter. I quit my job to do this and I take it very seriously. My wife left me, and my kids think I'm a dick. But I keep the faith and act out the Civil War. I live it. I breath it. I spent all my money, including my retirement, on original Civil War equipment...oh my God...what have I done..?!!

RE: A Pat on the Back and a Prize to Boot

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:21:56 -0500

Hey, I'm a pharma rep and I had to have sex with seven managers to get- and to keep my job. I work hard for it, and I don't appreciate it when you belittle it. I've contracted seven STDs during my tenure as a rep, all in an effort to maintain my position. I take comfort in the fact that I transmitted all seven to at least seven other people. If I ever meet you at a national sales meeting I'm going to make it my business to give you one of my STDs. I can do it, too. I have big, round breasts.

RE: Job Security

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:16:24 -0500

Absolutely brilliant. No question about it. You need to write more.